He Smelled Like Heaven… But Lived Like Hell
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So let me just tell you about the time I almost risked my peace for a man with great cologne and no home training.
He had that walk. That voice. That smell.
You know the scent I’m talkin’ about—clean, smooth, with that soft-masculine “you safe here” vibe.
Morning Wood in human form.
And I fell. Hard.
The first two dates were giving: opened doors, paid tabs, morning texts—the starter pack.
Then… I found out he was still living with his baby mama.
“It’s complicated.”
Sir. So is IKEA furniture, but I don’t lay up in that either.
So I did what I always do when I realize I’ve mistaken cologne for character…
I poured a drink.
Lit my candle.
And reminded myself—just because he smells like heaven doesn’t mean you won’t end up in hell.
“Trust your nose, but verify your peace.”
Morning Wood is that clean, masculine scent that smells like he got his life together—but this one won’t disappoint you.
Long-burning. Non-toxic. Bold like your boundaries.